TK-421, why aren't you at your post? TK-421, do you copy? Because of your monumental failure in helping the rebel scum ESCape, I’m afraid we will have no choice but to place your remains inside a keycap. Your new designation is now TKey-421, and we shall distribute you to civilians across the galaxy in grey, clear, black and hand-painted varieties to remind everyone of your error. Take heed, the rest of you. This is what happens when you cross The Empire.
*TKEY421 is recommended for F-Row and/or Front Row keys.
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